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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 08:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

I refuse to date any women that are social media influencers, content creators, TikTok celebrities, and use Only fans. Would this be seen as normal, or would I be going too far? Why?

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

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share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is the best AI for interior designers?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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