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What are the best Jewish jokes?

12.06.2025 05:13

What are the best Jewish jokes?

So the priest says:” Well if you’re not Catholic, why are you in here telling me all this?”

So a priests starts the confession and the man in the booth says “Father, I wanted to tell you, I’m 65 years old and last night, at the bar, I met two beautiful young 21 year old college girls. We talked a bit, drank a bit and one thing led to another and we ended up back at my place where the three of us stayed up all night drinking and having wild, uninhibited sex. “

the man replies: “Oh, I’ve never been to confession, I’m actually Jewish.”

Is it okay if I am not interested to talk to any of my relatives as I saw the real faces in my brother's marriage as none of them helped us rather were a kind of disappointment and were talking bad?

And the priest thinks for a minute and then says:”Hmm, this is very serious my son, and there are a number of grave sins involved, so I’m not quite sure where to start. But let’s go with the basics: How long has it been since your last confession?”

I’m not sure if this one qualifies but I’ll tell it anyway.

And the man says : “Are you kidding me? I’m telling everyone.”

Since the rise of feminism, the dating market has shifted to the disadvantage of men and that is causing this incel phenomenon. Why do women not understand how lonely the majority of men are?